How to scare a wyvern
Richard de Fournival, Bestiaire d’Amour, Lorraine 14th century.
Bodleian, MS. Douce 308, fol. 89v
Yes, a naked Merlin would surely do the trick.
Do a bad imitation of it, while acting like a robot, works better if naked. "OH DOH DOH! I"M A WYVERN, LOOK AT MY...
That’s one prude Wyvern. “Why I NEVER!!”